Running Mania

He sure can move in a suit!!

I like this posting mostly for the "poetry"....

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/07/obama-jogging-photos-jog-rhymes.html

Lookin' good for a man in his 50s.

It's funny how the only not-in-shape president in the past hundred years is the one who made the ladies swoon. If I had a time machine I would make in-their-prime Gerald Ford, the two Bushes and Obama compete in an American Gladiators competition. That would be fun. That would be a good use of a time machine.

No big surprise that a Kenyan is a big runner.

turd ferguson wrote:No big surprise that a Kenyan is a big runner.

I wonder if this is the proof Donald Trump is looking for?

Stampie wrote:

turd ferguson wrote:No big surprise that a Kenyan is a big runner.

I wonder if this is the proof Donald Trump is looking for?

For sure. If he was a real American he'd be riding a Rascal scooter to all those appearances. I bet the guy doesn't even have Type II diabetes. What a fraud.

dgrant wrote:Lookin' good for a man in his 50s.

It's funny how the only not-in-shape president in the past hundred years is the one who made the ladies swoon. If I had a time machine I would make in-their-prime Gerald Ford, the two Bushes and Obama compete in an American Gladiators competition. That would be fun. That would be a good use of a time machine.

Dave, you are so right. That would be a very good use of a time machine. I'd especially love to see who runs the Gauntlet successfully.

dgrant wrote:Lookin' good for a man in his 50s.

It's funny how the only not-in-shape president in the past hundred years is the one who made the ladies swoon. If I had a time machine I would make in-their-prime Gerald Ford, the two Bushes and Obama compete in an American Gladiators competition. That would be fun. That would be a good use of a time machine.

Ford, Bush 41, Obama, Roosevelt.

turd ferguson wrote:

dgrant wrote:Lookin' good for a man in his 50s.

It's funny how the only not-in-shape president in the past hundred years is the one who made the ladies swoon. If I had a time machine I would make in-their-prime Gerald Ford, the two Bushes and Obama compete in an American Gladiators competition. That would be fun. That would be a good use of a time machine.

Ford, Bush 41, Obama, Roosevelt.

Oof, I don't know. The wheelchair would be a solid base for the joust, but I don't like his chances going up the pyramid.

Speaking of which, we need to bring back polio so we can have a thriving wheelchair industry again. Roosevelt had great wheelchairs... oak, maple, teak. Today's wheelchairs are so utilitarian. Where's the style?

dgrant wrote:

turd ferguson wrote:

dgrant wrote:Lookin' good for a man in his 50s.

It's funny how the only not-in-shape president in the past hundred years is the one who made the ladies swoon. If I had a time machine I would make in-their-prime Gerald Ford, the two Bushes and Obama compete in an American Gladiators competition. That would be fun. That would be a good use of a time machine.

Ford, Bush 41, Obama, Roosevelt.

Oof, I don't know. The wheelchair would be a solid base for the joust, but I don't like his chances going up the pyramid.

Speaking of which, we need to bring back polio so we can have a thriving wheelchair industry again. Roosevelt had great wheelchairs... oak, maple, teak. Today's wheelchairs are so utilitarian. Where's the style?

Clearly this is a guy who's never seen Murderball

turd ferguson wrote:

dgrant wrote:

turd ferguson wrote:

dgrant wrote:Lookin' good for a man in his 50s.

It's funny how the only not-in-shape president in the past hundred years is the one who made the ladies swoon. If I had a time machine I would make in-their-prime Gerald Ford, the two Bushes and Obama compete in an American Gladiators competition. That would be fun. That would be a good use of a time machine.

Ford, Bush 41, Obama, Roosevelt.

Oof, I don't know. The wheelchair would be a solid base for the joust, but I don't like his chances going up the pyramid.

Speaking of which, we need to bring back polio so we can have a thriving wheelchair industry again. Roosevelt had great wheelchairs... oak, maple, teak. Today's wheelchairs are so utilitarian. Where's the style?

Clearly this is a guy who's never seen Murderball

Ugh, okay fine. We'll get Roosevelt some fingerless gloves and he's in.