gnu wrote:dgrant wrote:deerdree wrote:i went out for pizza with my family the last time i was in montreal and i realized why my dad (from montreal) always eats his pizza with a knife and fork. the all dressed pizza they serve was much thicker - not chicago-style, but certainly something that would be messier to eat with your hands.
For me knife-and-fork pizza is a dealbreaker... sign of a bad pizza. Topping slippage is caused by two things, both of which make the pizza gods angry:
1. Excessive sauce. Knock it off with the oceans of sauce.
SAUCE IS THE LEAST IMPORTANT PART OF PIZZA. Even if your sauce is the best sauce, nobody cares.
2. Crust that is too thick or too hard. How do you eat pizza like a friggin' civilized person? You gently fold it longitudinally to form a food canoe. A properly folded slice can hold unlimited chunky toppings.
If I end up with drippings or stray toppings on my pants and my shirt and my chin, I am blaming the pizza maker. I'm never blaming myself.
The sauce may not make the pizza, but it can be a deal-breaker. Never again will I eat pizza with a creamy or Alfredo sauce
You're right, for sure. Cream sauce in any dish is the worst variety of that dish. If you offer me a pizza with alfredo sauce... total rage. Okay, I'm still going to eat the whole thing because I hate myself and my food choices show that I hate myself, BUT WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.
Now pesto on pizza is pretty good, but again you better be bringing proper crust and cheese and toppings to the table.